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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

10.06.2025 02:26

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

-mwahh

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“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

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“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”